tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287793560843140065.post5773581550809071595..comments2023-12-19T10:55:44.766+05:00Comments on THE TERRORLAND - Habib Sulemani Blog: Let Pakistan grow intellectuallyTHE TERRORLANDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10544711552734475750noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287793560843140065.post-12120536686409728842010-07-23T07:52:38.475+05:002010-07-23T07:52:38.475+05:00YASMEEN ALI tags REHMAN PAK
How to maintain a he...YASMEEN ALI tags REHMAN PAK <br /><br />How to maintain a healthy level of insanity<br /><br />1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.<br /> <br />2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!<br /><br />3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. <br /><br />4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. <br /><br />5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana. <br /><br />6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.. <br /><br />7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. I have done this and it is so funny.<br /><br />8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. <br /><br />9. Sing Along At The Opera. <br /><br />10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend <br />Their Party Because You have a headache. <br /><br />11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' <br /><br />12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' <br /><br />13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity <br /><br />14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. <br /><br />CAROL MASON: LOL, Yasmeen! I had heard some of them before but the last one almost made me choke on my cup of tea! <br /><br />GERDA CASIER: Hahaha, love your insanity Yasmeen. I will put it to practice, I'm sure it will have a healing effect on me. Starting with number 3 for sure, for I live in the country of French fries. And I have tried 4; but only the first part. For months. And my family kept on saying how much they needed cafeine to get awake in the mornings, hahaha. <br /><br />YASMEEN ALI: Glad U liked them. I have tried No 3. It works out hilariously.Also the ATM one.My daughter was with me.She said she was soooo embarrased.My son choked laughing.As for point 13 too good to be true. I hear they are marketing ladies condoms too. Hehehe.<br /><br />REHMAN PAK: Yasmeen! You're so funny!! Thanks for the post!!!<br /><br />YASMEEN ALI: Welcome. I'm nuts actually. But few know that. Hehe.<br /><br />GERDA CASIER: About 14. Some celebrity on tv here, said first time he went buying a packet of condoms, the pharmacist asked him: 10 or 20? And he replied: centimetres? <br /><br />YASMEEN ALI: LOLZ! Good one, I wonder what the pharmacist said????<br /><br />(http://pakpotpourri2.blogspot.com/2010/07/osama-dead-or-alive-yasmeen-ali_22.html) <br /><br />(Courtesy: FACEBOOK)THE TERRORLANDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10544711552734475750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287793560843140065.post-58478258602683258332010-07-22T14:11:35.904+05:002010-07-22T14:11:35.904+05:00Alpha! I think the solution is there in the very b...Alpha! I think the solution is there in the very blog!THE TERRORLANDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10544711552734475750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287793560843140065.post-40402485681742509532010-07-22T13:48:32.169+05:002010-07-22T13:48:32.169+05:00....solution?....solution?Alpha Zahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09940520964761065276noreply@blogger.com